According to the morning show on 91-X radio in San Diego, two burglars recently broke into a Florida home. Wait, it gets better. Two siblings, a 15 year old boy and a girl of unmentioned age were home at the time. The girl saw the burglars before they came in and hid…leaving her brother sleeping on the couch.
The burglars went around burgling, until they found a playstation 3 box. This lead to noisier burgling in search of the Playstation 3. This woke up the sleeping 15 year old. Apparently he trains in some kind of martial art. So he went to get his trusty Samurai sword. What did he do with the sword? What does anyone do with a Samurai sword? He cut the fucking burglar. The burglars made a quick escape. They were later apprehended.
Unfortunately for them, there’s no workers comp for burglers, if I get cut with a samurai sword on the job, I won’t go to jail, I’ll get paid vacation. To workers comp.
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