Why I Avoid Treason

In the grand scheme of things, I suppose I lead a fairly privileged life. I wasn’t born into old money or go to an elite boarding school, but compared to the vast majority of people alive today, and almost everyone alive previously, my life ain’t bad. But if I committed treason I’m almost positive I wouldn’t get my sentence commuted. Here’s to you Scooter Libby. God Bless America.