Chin Chin Conspiracy Theory No. 1

July 30, 1733 the first new world Freemasons lodge opened up. On July 30 1975 Jimmy Hoffa disappeared forever. Coincidence?

Here’s to all the secret brotherhoods that keep the world turning.

Jaws

Every year there is one week of television that is so anticipated, so publicized, that everything else in the world pails in comparison and now its here.  Thats right Shark Week has arrived on the discovery channel.  Not even stories of the never ending line of legal troubles for Lindsay Lohan, or Barry Bonds finally reinjecting the home run world with number 754 could tear me away from such shows as Ocean of Fear (or whatever its called) the true story of the USS Indianapolis.  900 people stranded in the middle of the Ocean with hungry sharks circling for days, sounds like a bad sequel to Titanic, but it ACTUALLY HAPPENED.  So here is to the best week out of every year, here is to shark week!!!!!

A Birthday Post

It’s Hillary Swank’s 33rd birthday. Ms. Swank is the most famous actress to attend Sehome High School (I believe she is an alumnus, but I’m not sure). Nobody here at Chin Chin attended Sehome High School, but I lived in the school district and all the posters here attended college a few blocks away. I’d post a picture, but its Jamie Pressly’s 30th birthday, and I’d rather put up a picture of her.

Here’s to you Ms. Swank.