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If I Ruled the (Basketball) World

August 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment

Sabernomics asked the blog-o-sphere how they would change the NBA. I put a comment in voting for 4 on 4 to open up room for team offense and calling the game to discriminate against one on one play. I’m not sure if 4 on 4 would have the desired effect since you’re losing a help defender.

I think widening the key would be helpful as well, and possibly an area under the hoop that offensive players can’t go in with the ball, but can receive the ball in if they’re already there (does that make sense? maybe too complicated). Limiting the allowed number of dribbles inside the three point line (three?) would also help in my goal of discouraging one on one play.

To improve competitive balance, I also propose imposing a height limit. Go to Barnes & Noble and buy the Wages of Wins if you don’t understand this one. I think 6′8″ or so should work well.

In honor of my dream of team oriented NBA hoops with constant motion and cuts to the basket, I propose a toast to Pete Carril and his Princeton offense.

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workings for suckers……

August 11, 2007 · Leave a Comment

As brett is well aware working is for suckers, therefore I am not really doing it at this point. This means that I spend much less time on the internet than I used to. After all I think we can have a general consensus that the tertiary purpose of the internet (behind porn and fantasy sports) is for killing time at work. Therefore by not working I am able to spend my time doing fun things and have much less time to kill on the internet. The good people at workings for suckers should realize this, stop being jealous, and quit bitching about my posting. Heres to jealousy and bitching, without them life would be too easy.

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