This is what drugs can do to you, one of the funniest sports interviews I have seen in a while
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_yTjebH2fLU
if you dont have the time to watch the whole thing the highlights come at about 1:30 when he gives his stats, around 7:30 when his phone rings, and the last minute or so when he goes completely insane. Here is to alcohol, its better than drugs