Free rent!

Thats write folks, here is to not paying rent! Chin Chin

workings for suckers……

As brett is well aware working is for suckers, therefore I am not really doing it at this point. This means that I spend much less time on the internet than I used to. After all I think we can have a general consensus that the tertiary purpose of the internet (behind porn and fantasy sports) is for killing time at work. Therefore by not working I am able to spend my time doing fun things and have much less time to kill on the internet. The good people at workings for suckers should realize this, stop being jealous, and quit bitching about my posting. Heres to jealousy and bitching, without them life would be too easy.

3rd Best Die Hard Ever!

STP told me Live Free or Die Hard was entertaining, but pushed the suspension of disbelief. I don’t know what the hell he was talking about. Do I believe Die Hard could dive out of a speeding car seconds before it hit an embankment, fly into the air and destroy a helicopter? Do I believe Die Hard could jump from a collapsing freeway onto an out of control jet and get off said jet before it crashed, then  go save his daughter from an evil computer hacker? Do I believe Die Hard could come up with all those one liners? Fuck ya I do. I think STP might’ve thought this was a pansy ass James Bond flick, I don’t know.

Even though dying hard is his job, I still propose a toast to Die Hard, for all that not dying.